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bringing a book and a flask. so be it

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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I wish I could drink legally

spaceballs-the-url: chey-the-assassin: Then I would celebrate in style. Stay classy people who can drink legally It’s so over-rated… like… with no one to drink with, there’s almost no point in drinking, otherwise, it’s kinda sad >.>…. drinking alone is an art I’ve mastered only too young.

Jan 1st

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Resolutions: To do list: get a job 16k run read all my books

Dec 31st

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why why is life always about contracts and promises and consistency why can’t it be impromptu decisions the ones that shape our life and future and all that

Dec 31st

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Estuve acostada por mas de tres horas, tratando con todas mis fuerzas de no pensar en eso que me hacia enojar tanto. Lo unico que necesitaba era una sugerencia. La sugerencia que no tardo en llegar e instalarse, empezar a trabajar en convertirse en una idea. La adrenalina se sintio tan intensa que me pare como si alguien me hubiera ba;ado en lava. Me congele donde estaba, viendo mi cara en el...

Dec 31st

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there’s nothing quite like a pity invite.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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“If something really is satire, I don’t enjoy it. It can’t be satire and be that...”

– William Gibson

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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I sorta had a regular night last night I mean I had fun and all but some people piss me off and I hate it when people have such strong effects on me I just wish I’d be able to not give a fuck you know? And I’m usually pretty good at it to the point where I fucking master the art of not giving a fuck but sometimes… I don’t know something weird happens and now I’m just...

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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I have a bottle of wine to myself. No plans, no friends. I guess we’ll go with Plan B. I’m gonna dress for the occasion, drink alone, and hope for the best.

Dec 29th

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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...

Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-​sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-​in-​law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)

Dec 28th

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Curtis: Stop stealing the alcohol.
Rudy: I thought you said to just "help yourself."
Curtis: I said "stay the fuck away from the bar."
Rudy: ...Yeah.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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akagoldfish replied to your photo: Go right ahead. it’s a robot Oh is it.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

alright to the moon and back never sounded so fucking depressing i’ve done absolutely nothing since i got here and there’s no alcohol entering me whatsoever. i need to feel like i’m throwing away my life again, i miss having no standards.

Dec 28th

The semicolon is the most pretentious of the...

Dec 27th

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I don’t even know what to blog about.

Dec 26th

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