March 2012
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Watch47 second video of me reading my favorite poem.
thicketsandthings, this is my favorite poem now because I hated not having one.
g4gangsta, you can laugh at me tomorrow.
Everyone else, this is how I sound like. Here’s the poem. Other than that, excuse my accent and my inability to read poetry properly.
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Ozymandias
by Percy Bysshe Shelley
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart...
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Flaccid Dick
Let’s make a list of reasons why these two words are not meant for one another.
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My stomach is making weird noises again.
I hate hate and doublehate having to do that extra effort to say hi to someone, or smile, nod, make small talk. I hate it.
February 2012
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absurdreasoning:
I want Santorum to become President purely so that we can have widespread protests to legalize blow jobs
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seabitch:
All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
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I just want a running buddy
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I know I’m not in the mood when I can’t seem to find an enjoyable song to listen.
[Now playing: Saturday Night Fever]
And I’m settled.
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All is well
I speed-walked to my room right after class. Roommate’s out. Lights are off. R U mine is playing. Don’t have to row today.
lalalalaaaa
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mrgoldendeal replied to your post: mrgoldendeal replied to…
No post is internet friendly, it’s the internet… everyone’s always butthurt
fair enough. Let me take that back, though. :)
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mrgoldendeal replied to your post: crispyseals replied to your post: “So what are you…
I do too… but I admit to my laziness.
That post was not internet friendly.
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crispyseals replied to your post: “So what are you majoring in?” “Psychology” …
I major in psychology….. DEFINITE SNORT
Well, this is awkward.
joshishollywood:
Childish Gumby
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“So what are you majoring in?”
“Psychology”
snort.
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myrrhman:
How do people take seriously and admire people who are really obviously just looking for attention
you’re such an asshole ugh
Dude that’s all blogging really is
Especially on this platform
if you didn’t want some degree of attention you’d just peacefully keep your thoughts to yourself
the very act of having a...
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maaaatthew:
it really legitimately scares me that rick santorum is a serious candidate for president
i mean like a sizeable number of people think that he is a sensible man who can be trusted to run the united states
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Why People Are Just Too Stupid for Democracy →
14-billion-years-later:
I hate politics. Now I have science on my side. It’s easily apparent that people are frequently delusional about their own intelligence, now a study shows that it’s not just their own character they’re mistaken about, but that of others too. This of course means that people are wholly incapable of selecting the best person to be a leader which in turn leads to mediocre...
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what.
The actual. Fuck.
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pregnat:
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
this was funnier when I saw it on my facebook newsfeed 3 years ago
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Santorum and Romney Were Wrong on the Bailouts --... →
cliffordthecorrupt:
Many decisions by President George W. Bush deserve criticism (take your pick: a questionable rationale for war in Iraq, tax cuts for the rich that turned federal surpluses into deficits, or policies promoting de-regulation that allowed reckless speculation). But George W. Bush’s stance on bailouts is not one of those major shortcomings. By endorsing strong federal...
Tumblr is just a clusterfuck of people all trying...
14-billion-years-later:
There’s no such thing as moral high ground.
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-2 minutes from my 3mi run!!!!!
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This is the second book I steal. What am I?
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I am a terrible person.
Her: Guess what I found in my pocket?
Me: The drive to give your empty life meaning?
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I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
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You have failed to entertain me.
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